It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To 2002
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Check out this months Ma's Book Review which has included another one of her stories. This the sixth of many "Tales from Guyana," which is located at the Writer's Topic in this website.
You can also click here to review the story.
So until the next time, check out my home page and cry if you want to!
Check out this months Ma's Book Review which has included another one of her stories. This the fifth of many "Tales from Guyana," which is located at the Writer's Topic in this website.
You can also click here to review the story. Saturday at the movies
So until the next time, check out my home page and cry if you want to!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ma Helpppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess you guys like last month's "Seven (7) things a man must always remember (The Guy List)." I have gotten more e-mails from guys who wanted more "Guy List" things. Here's one that has been created by a Houston sex therapist and psychiatrist. His name is Harvey A. Rosenstock, M.D..
This list is for guys only, entitled, "How Inhibited Are You?"
If you caught the eye of an attractive person across a crowded room, would you smile, wink, or nod? (A) Yes (B) No
If someone did the same to you, would you walk over and start a conversation? (A) Yes (B) No
Are you comfortable initiating physical contact, be it a handshake, a touch on the arm, asking for a dance, or giving a kiss or hug? (A) Yes (B) No
When taking someone special to dinner for the first time, where do you tend to go? (A) A quiet, out of the way place (B) Some busy restaurant downtown or near a shopping mall.
How do you usually dress for such an evening? (A) Extra attractive (B) Deliberately modest
When the time comes, would you start a discussion about the future of this relationship? (A) Yes (B) No
Likewise, would you initiate a discussion about sex? (A) Yes (B) No
Would you even suggest watching an erotic film together? (A) Yes (B) No
Would you initiate a discussion about safer sex? (A) Yes (B) No
If your date expressed her desire to have you for dessert in the restaurant bathroom, would you agree? (A) Yes (B) No
Give yourself one point for every time you choose the first answer, and add up your total.
If your total is 7 to 10 points, you're very comfortable with you sexuality. Please stay away from our wives and girlfriends.
A score of 4 to 6 points means that you have an average comfort level but keep working on it.
Zero to 3 points indicate that you're pretty modest. And if you're comfortable with that, congratulations.
So until the next time, check out my home page and cry if you want to!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ma Helpppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess this is the month for lovers! Did
anyone tell you the story of Cupid? Do you know why he shoots those little "love
arrows" at people? What possessed him to go around naked? If you have those
answers, please send them to the 69th Precinct in Brooklyn to Detective
Whatachmacallit. He is looking for a flasher who fits the description of Cupid.
To those who believe the above paragraph is true,
I guess this web site....... not for you.
To those who e-mail me regarding what a man should do on Valentine's Day , see the following list:
Seven (7) things a man must always remember (The Guy List).
Telling a woman, "You're a great person," is taken as the lead-in to a confession that you don't love her.
An ounce of appearance is worth a pound of substance.
Wear as much black as you can. It makes you look slimmer and cooler. But avoid black jeans.
Never ask anyone older than age 6 to feel your muscles.
Avoid terms like wigwam, crib, and love shack when insisting a woman to visit your home.
Never bring out a half-consumed bottle of wine sealed with aluminum foil.
When choosing a bottle of wine to a dinner party, spend between $10 and $15. That for a bottle, not a gallon.
As Albert Camus would say "charm is a way of getting the answer "Yes" without having asked any clear questions."
So until the next time, check out my home page and cry if you want to!
Boo hoo hoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another year. Are we getting old? Are we still making those crazy resolutions? Or are we just going to get a face lift...?
What happen to the e-mails regarding the love problems?
These are some questions that have been sent by e mail for me to answer.
Boo hoo hooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't it wonderful that we can whine and cry about our problems and status in
life? Well, let the New Years Party BEGIN! For those who are wondering about age
and their physical condition, its all about what you think. If you think old
(even though you may be young), you will feel old. Face lifts is only a
temporize
solution to life's short comings. Find ways to feel young. If you are a parent,
spend time with your children. If you are a teenager, hang out with people who
have a positive mental attitude and don't waste time on gossiping or running
other people down. Life is too short and its what you think that makes a
difference in your physical appearance. Laugh and don't be hard on yourself .
I know that last year we had three (3) recipes, five (5) Recipe's from Hell, three (3) writer's insertions, and a New Year review. This year I hope to included the e-mails regarding the love problems. Boy oh Boy, there's a lot!
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Check out this months Ma's Book Review which has included another one of her stories. This the second of many "Tales from Guyana," which is located at the Writer's Topic in this website.
You can also click here to review the story. Old Years Day - Island Style
So until the next time, check out my home page and cry if you want to!
